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The North African Developer's Conference is upon us...

April 08, 2004 Comment on this post [0] Posted in NDC | TechEd | Speaking | PDC | Nant | Africa
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There's a lot of great stuff going on over there, with a great agenda this year and some great speakers.  You'll have to put up with me as this may become a travel blog for a few weeks.  I'll post all my pics and travel-related thoughts in the NDC category, so folks can choose to ignore them. :)

A l’occasion de ses 10 ans de présence au Maroc, Microsoft Afrique du Nord organise une conférence de large envergure spécialement destinée aux Développeurs Professionnels, la North africa Developer Conference (NDC) à l’image de la PDC, rendez-vous incontournable des développeurs aux États-unis.

Véritable institution outre-atlantique, la Professional Developer Conference (PDC) connaît depuis maintenant de nombreuses années un succès jamais démenti et est considérée comme l’un des deux plus grands événements techniques de Microsoft avec le TechEd.

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More on presenting technical concepts to different cultures...

April 07, 2004 Comment on this post [2] Posted in Speaking | Africa
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I talk about the importance of understanding the culture that you are presenting to in my "Tips on giving a great [technical] presentation." 

I noticed an article on on CNN today about the correct use of humor overseas.  I try to use humor when I'm giving a talk, but I can tell you that it's true - you REALLY need to be careful and run EVERY joke by a friendly (and not easily offended) native before you try them out on a crowd. 

This article seemed particularly well-timed, as I'm poised on a brink of a trip to Morocco, through Spain to meet my Arabic and French speaking friends and their audience.  I'm travelling with a Zimbabwean and will see my good Turkish and German friends while I'm there.  God Willing (InshaAllah!) there will be no international incidents...at least none caused by me. :)

Here's some choice tidbits I enjoyed:

  • Did you hear the one about the American businessman whose tame joke drew a hilarious response from his Japanese audience?
    The American, curious why they liked the joke so much, later asked his official translator, who replied: "The joke was not appropriate, so I did not translate it. I simply said: 'The gentleman has told a joke. Please laugh.'"
    It is not uncommon for interpreters to avoid translating humor.
  • The American trademark is to start a speech with a joke, she said. "When foreigners speak here, they also want to start with a joke, but that never works because the worst thing you can do is mimic other people or the nuances of their culture."
  • "You may think you know a nation after spending a lot of time there, but you cannot be fully up to speed with the latest happenings, thoughts, etc, and, sure as heck, you'll choose a no-go subject matter for a humorous quip just when you are near to closing the deal."
  • For Chinese, Japanese and Malaysians, a 'masking smile,' with corners of the mouth turned down, is a polite way of letting you know what you are doing is not appropriate.
  • Basic arm folding is seen as putting a barrier between you and the person who is talking.
  • [A] story of a newly promoted American soldier at an embassy party celebrating the Allied victory at the end of World War II:
    "A Frenchman stood up to give a toast and a British officer followed suit. The young major, who had studied French at West Point, was pushed front and center to represent the U.S.
    "Unable to think of a toast, he chose a poem intended as a tribute to a child and his mother. 'The best years of my life,' he recited, 'Were spent in the arms of another man's wife.'
    "His vocabulary was a bit rusty, however, and he confused the French words for arms and legs.
    "Needless to say, the hosts were offended and the mortified young officer was "spirited away to his troopship... just before the dueling pistols came out."

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Technical Documentation: What is the difference between i.e. and e.g.?

April 07, 2004 Comment on this post [6] Posted in Musings
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Writing a lot of documentation today, and I'm kind of a grammar dork, so:

A. I.e. means "that is" (to say). E.g. means "for example."
I.e. is an abbreviation for Latin id est, "that is." E.g. is for exempli gratia, "for the sake of example." So you can say, "I like citrus fruits, e.g., oranges and lemons"; or, "I like citrus fruits, i.e. the juicy, edible fruits with leathery, aromatic rinds of any of numerous tropical, usually thorny shrubs or trees of the genus Citrus." In the first sentence you are simply giving an instance of a citrus fruit; in the second you giving an explanation. E.g. simply indicates an example; i.e. specifies, explains. Compare: She loves to read non-fiction, e.g., reference books and how-to books vs. He had one obvious flaw, i.e. his laziness. [Dictionary.com]

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Scott's Movie Versions: 3 down! 1 to go.

April 07, 2004 Comment on this post [2] Posted in Movies | Gaming
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Ah...yes...Ringworld will be a Miniseries.

RINGWORLD: Based on Larry Niven's RINGWORLD series of novels, a four-hour mini-series is in development. In the future four explorers crash on an artificial structure in deep space, a mammoth ring that circles a distant star. Exploring this strange place, the humans discover that there is life here and secrets that could change the universe forever. [Cinescape]

Clearly this happened because of the power of blogging. ;)  They must have seen my post on the four books that MUST be made into movies and immediately began the production deal.  Read the comments from that post, they are fabulous

An additional note, the Ender's Game Movie is slowing moving along, with the X-Men 2 writers working on it.  Also, The Sparrow may be happening at Warner Brothers.  Now, if we can only get Snow Crash made...it'll probably end up with Will Smith as Hiro Protagonist.

I  think it's time for movie versions of:

What 'technical geek' movies are you just iching for? [Scott Hanselman (me) Last Year]

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Why is it that _I_ find all the weird edge case bugs?

April 07, 2004 Comment on this post [9] Posted in Bugs
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Here's a fanstastic bug, but what's funny is that it is acting exactly as it should!  Newsgator is smart enough to follow HTTP 302 Responses, but when I went to the MVP Summit the Hotel's internal Internet (Lodgenet) was redirecting ALL HTTP GETs to their registration site.  Happily following instructions, Newsgator updated my subscriptions and ate my OPML file.  Sigh. 

Thankfully I had a NewsGator Subscription, and went online to get my server-side copy and I'm back up.

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