Dick and Jane: Jedi Masters
My 6 year old started First Grade this last week. We've been reading to him and his brother, without fail, every night for their entire lives. It's been awesome to start seeing their little brains firing as they are starting to read on their own.
My wife picked up a copy of the classic 1950s Dick and Jane series since it's what her parents used and how she learned to read. We only made it a few pages in when both boys declared "this is boring!"
"Why is it boring?"
"There are no light sabers! Dick and Jane don't DOOOOOO anything."
So before dinner this afternoon the 6 year old and the 4 year old - the same little boys for whom I wrote The Nerd Parent's Guide: When and how to introduce your kids to Star Wars - and I proceeded to sit down and create Dick and Jane: Jedi Master.
The boys not only wrote all the text but also made all the decisions about the pictures. You can blame me for the poor Photoshop work but the kids get the credit for everything else. We printed it on glossy inkjet paper and stapled it and the boys are THRILLED.
Have fun. PDF at the bottom, thumbnails here.
NOTE: This is a parody, it's not for sale. Don't sue me. Just playin'.
We had so much fun doing this. I hope my kids end up feeling empowered to create and remix.
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1) what the Lightning McQueen is going on here,
and 2) this is better than Gangnam style, dad!.
I read once that the reason Dr. Seuss started writing children's books was repeated comments about how boring the dick and Jane books are. I think your idea has strong company.
Great work nonetheless.
Thanks Scott.
Thanks!
I have a 3 year old and a 4 1/2 year old (boys) at home and finding time to do anything including reading your blog is a hard thing to do - oh, wait, that is why I go to work so I can read your blog and do work of course ;)
Kathy - I'd love to but I'm afraid I'd get sued twice! http://www.joegratz.net/2005/01/16/dick-and-jane-sue-for-infringement/
Joshua - Well, we did this together so it was Daddy time AND Kids time.
My only other comment, though, is that these are still "look say" readers. They don't really equip children to work out new words for themselves, the way that phonics-based stories would.
It is worth checking out the Bob Books to see if phonics appeals to your understanding of children's cognitive development.
And more importantly, why do your kids play along?
Most kids that age just want to watch TV and play angry birds all day long.
But Scott... PLEASE -- this is the scourge of the Internet -- How can you be a "former professor" and "book author" and yet be contributing so blithely to the GHASTLY state of the English language crumbling before our very eyes? It breaks my heart to see the viral decimation of our wonderful language, and troubles me greatly that even supposedly educated people (like you) haven't take the time to have a clue about spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Please, pleeeeeease -- our language is important! -- please be willing to take it upon yourself to accept the responsibility of not passing this blase, uncaring attitude on to your children. Please don't pass it on to all who read your blog, as well, as though it's okay that we're turning into a nation of near-illiterates, unable to write our own language correctly.
I was heartened and filled with respect and gratitude to see that when another commenter pointed out a grammar glitch -- you changed it! Bravo! I thank you so much for caring enough to do that. And here are two more...
1. "There's no light sabers!" -- There ARE no light sabers... (plural noun, plural verb) -- what you in essence said/wrote is: "There is no light sabers!" That's not what you'd actually say, is it?
2. "...the same little boys for who I wrote The Nerd Parent's Guide" -- for WHOM I wrote...
With all due respect and enthusiastic appreciation for your creativity, fun, and generosity, Scott --
Sincerely, Nancy E. Wood, Oklahoma City
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